Mother: Can I get everyone's attention? I just want to say happy birthday to my daughter Jenny... Happy sweet sixteen! And I think we've got a pretty great gift for her.
Jenny: What is it mom?!
Mother: A new car! I got the keys right here, why don't you come on up and get them!
(Jenny screams and is so happy and runs up and grabs the keys, she looks at her friends, teary eyed)
Jenny: Thanks so much everyone for coming out to my party! I love you all, and...
(Kanye enters and grabs the mic from her hand)
Kanye: Hey, sorry to come up here, and I'm going to let you get back to your party in a bit, but I just gotta say one thing right now. Jenny, I think you're very talented but your going to have a hard time finding love because you grew up so spoiled and you're not all that attractive. Also, I just totalled a new car that was sitting in the drive way. Just being real with you all... I'm not mean, I've totaled my own car before, so I'm not mean... just being real.
(Kanye leaves, flicking off Jenny. No one sues him, they just write about how mean he is on their blogs.)
Haha great post, I needed that laugh.
ReplyDelete