College Acceptance

(A young man, Kevin, exits his house and walks out to the mail box. He opens up the box takes out a large envelope. His eyes widen, he tears open the envelope and starts jumping up and down)

Kevin: I got in! MOM!

(Mother enters from house)

Mother: What is it?

Kevin: I got in! I got into Brown! I got into an Ivy League!

Mother: That's wonderful honey!

(Kanye enters, picks up a mic and starts speaking)

Kanye: Hey, sorry to burst into this suburban area like this, don't mean no disrespect, and I'll let you get back to celebrating in a bit but I gotta say what's on my mind. Brown is one of the most overrated ivy league colleges there is. Just saying. It's cool that you got accepted and all but you're going to be paying a whole bunch of money and paying off loans for years to come and you won't even get an accurate grade report because you'll probably just take a bunch of pass/fail classes and still graduate. Brown is like the number one snobby school in the country, and that's according to a lot of publications... also, you didn't get into Yale. Just being real with y'all.

(Kanye leaves, flicking off the mother. They sit in silence. Kanye apologizes on his blog.)