First kiss...

(Two guys, both 14, sit outside on their parents stoop with their skateboards)

Guy #1: Yo so guess what?

Guy #2: What?

Guy #1: You know Becky?

Guy #2: Yeah...

Guy #1: I made out with her dude!

Guy #2: NO WAY!

Guy #1: WAY!

(Kanye walks up the path to the doorway and grabs a mic)

Kanye: Yo I'm sorry to interrupt y'all discussing women n' shit like that in front of your mom's house but I just gotta say something right here. I'm really happy about you becoming more a man and all but Becky doesn't know how to kiss at all. Making out with her is more like taking a bite of a mango. She's the worst kisser PERIOD! I'm just being real with y'all, just being real with you. Also, your gonna get an unnatural fascination with Becky for a few weeks and she's going to break your heart and you're not going to know what to do about it, and she also has a cold sore. You're going to really regret this.

(Kanye drops the mic and backs away, flicking off the kids. They look at their feet in silence.)